I read the post by the douche with too much time on his hands, and right now I'm kinda wondering what crawled up his butt and died ( Read more... )

Looks like I'm in charge of the food from now on. The psychologist said so, so don't go questioning my authority. My authority is very unquestionable! And I'll be sleeping in the kitchen with one eye open, so nobody try any funny stuff in the middle of the night ( Read more... )